“Did you see my ninja move? That was fast, right?”
“You are not a ninja, Shane.”
“I’ve watched all the movies. I just haven’t gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.”
- The Morganville Vampires [Ghost Town]
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“This navigation system’s all messed up… It thinks we’re in a park… Oh my god, it is a park! AWAY FROM THE KIDS! AIM FOR THE LAKE!”
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“You know,” Gabriel said, “there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will.”
“There was a time I thought I was a ferret,” Will said, “but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn’t.”
-The Infernal Devices [Clockwork Angel]
Don’t order any of the faerie food,” said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. “It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you’re munching a faerie plum, the next minute you’re running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not,” he added hastily, “that this has ever happened to me.
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eek, i love Supernatural :D
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